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Touristy, But Not as Hyped

These are places you might want to visit if you're looking for a more-or-less Typical Seattle Tourist experience, but want to stay a little more low-key than the Major Mondo Overblown Tourist Traps. Still very Seattle, still pretty touristy, but possibly a bit more local-oriented.

Washington Park Arboretum Hiram Chittenden Locks Washington State Ferries Snoqualmie Falls
Issaquah Salmon Hatchery Cougar Mountain Zoo Enchanted Parks

  • Washington Park Arboretum
    Beautiful botanical gardens, located near the University of Washington. Lovely all year round, though it's probably more pleasant to walk around when it's not pouring down rain. There is a great Winter Garden, and a Japanese Garden, which is open March-November, and offers periodic Chado (Way of Tea) demonstrations (admission to the 3 acres is $2). Driving through is pleasant, but for the full effect, park and walk around for a while. You might get mobbed by the brash local squirrels, but it's worth it.

  • Hiram M. Chittenden Locks
    First of all, don't call them that. If you do, you'll get pegged as a tourist or a newcomer from California. The former is acceptable, but the latter might get you pushed into the canal, so call them what everyone in Seattle does: the Ballard Locks. Parking and entrance are free. There is a little history museum, and a botanical garden. In July and August you can walk over to the fish ladder and watch the local salmon swimming up to Who Knows Where to spawn. Our local sea lion has been chased away, but if you hang out long enough, you can watch birds poach salmon from the water.

  • Washington State Ferries
    To the locals, ferries aren't a tourist attraction, they're a necessity. Because Seattle is built on and around so much water, to get anywhere you have three basic choices: 1) Drive Around. 2) Build a Bridge. 3) Take a Boat. Since the Sound is so large, 1) takes a long time and 2) is near impossible. Thousands of people who work in Seattle rely on the ferries to get them to work every day, but that doesn't mean you can't use them as a fun way to see Puget Sound. I recommend driving up to Anacortes (north of Seattle by about 45 miles) and walking on the Island ferry, hopping over to Friday Harbor for some sightseeing, over to Orcas Island for some more, then coming back and picking up your car. Be warned, if you decide to drive onto the ferries, waits are sometimes hours, you may watch three or more ferries fill up and leave without you, and you could be parked a long, long time. Bring a book.

  • Snoqualmie Falls
    Couldn't find an official site, but it's a waterfall (duh). Big, beautiful falls, located east of Seattle by about 30 miles. I put it here instead of the "out of Seattle" section because it seems so...Seattle. If you have the time and the cash, have dinner at the lodge. If you have the energy, take one of the trails in the area. If you have a camera, go to the overlook for some great photo opportunities.

  • Issaquah Salmon Hatchery
    Okay, so it's probably not your normal tourist spot. I've been by it briefly, but I hear really good things about it as an educational trip for kids (or adults who still have some curiosity left in them). The town is a nice little day trip from Seattle, only 17 miles east of Downtown. If you go to the hatchery, stop at Gilman Village to do some shopping.

  • Cougar Mountain Zoo
    If you're an animal lover, you'll probably like this stop. If you're expecting something grand like the Woodland Park Zoo...well, just don't. It's extremely small, but more hands-on and educational than the bigger attractions. It's also slightly cheaper, and likely much less crowded, and you've got a better shot at asking questions of the keepers and learning something interesting.

  • Wild Waves / Enchanted Parks
    Not strictly a tourist destination, and also not in Seattle proper. It's located in Federal Way, about 20 miles south of Seattle. Half of the park is a water slide park. (In this climate? Well, yes. Whose idea was that, anyway?) It has a giant wave pool, speed slides, outdoor hot tubs, and a river raft ride which totally rules, especially if you go with a bunch of friends and scream a lot. The cannonball slide is good for getting a power wedgie, too.

    I haven't been to the park since it was purchased by Six Flags and a new roller coaster was added. Last time I was there, the other half of the park was a mild little amusement park, with a few good rides, a small roller coaster, and the scariest collection of waxwork figures I've seen off the big screen. It's geared more to kids, but my friends and I still go every year and have a blast. Our favorites include the carousel and the giant slide with the burlap bags to sit on. You can get admission to just this half of the park, or to the whole thing (but not to the water half alone. Go figure). It's a little on the spendy side, but if you stay for a whole day and bring a picnic lunch, it isn't too bad. Bring sunscreen, even if it's cloudy. I got the only sunburn I've ever had in my life here.


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